Ever experienced the relaxed feeling of releasing all the bad elements inside your body? But then again, just when you thought you would be the most fulfilled person to proudly shout “success” after being seated at the pearly white throne for about fifteen minutes or so, with sweat dripping all over your forehead, by the moment you touched the flush and bid goodbye to the wastes just minutes ago was inside your endocrine system, suddenly you realized that something is terribly wrong…
Basically, the flush is functioning totally well, even if not, there’s a faucet and a pail provided. However, after flushing, you noticed that the water swirled very slowly and in an instant you have this ghastly hunch that your body toxic won’t go to where it is supposed to go. You stared blankly at your crap as it gradually goes with the flow round and round in the bowl until the water reached its normal level…but you are appalled because your creepy crap is still there glaring back at you; dreadfully telling you, “hit me baby one more time!”
Since the flush needs sometime to store up water for the next round, it’s the bucket’s turn to bout. You filled the pail with water then hit again your poo-poo for another time. Evidently, that shit is bullshit! It has a very strong resisting power, it’s like Mc Arthur, it shall return. Darn! There must be a problem with the plumbing or on the posonegro… Should you call a plumber? Or a negro? No. You need to surpass this test victoriously on your own. You need to outwit your opponent. Come on, it’s just an unpleasant looking foul-smelling non-living stuff containing millions of (eew!) living microorganisms which if we traced back where it really came from, it would lead us to your filthy ass. Ha! You produced it yourself because of your gluttony!
After so many failed attempts, you finally devised one great plan. A combo attack – you hit that flush then powerfully pour out the water-filled bucket onto the arena a.k.a toilet bowl. Voila! There you go; the nasty dung cannot anymore withstand the strong current of your combo. At last! You can hear Mariah’s Bye-Bye playing at the back of your head as you arrogantly gaze at your submerging poor poo-poo. May it rest in peace.
Eventually, this brought you such a great feeling of achievement. You are just one of those few who proved that the principle “try and try until you succeed” is true and not just a defense mechanism of those losers who keep on losing. You may now shout out loud SUCCESS!!!
P.S. Don’t cha dare forget to wash your stinking dirty hands. And use soap okay!ü
